The Men Song

Music and lyrics by Sally Zito

[chorus]
Men! I need ‘em I want ‘em
Something so fine about touchin ‘em, huggin ‘em
Ooh, I got to get me some men
Oh, I see ‘em all over
Pretty young faces, big hard shoulders
Oh, I got to get me some men!

[verse]
Some say that youth is wasted on young and innocent minds
And everyone wants to take what they’ve learned and travel back in time
Well that’s alright for a man, but women are wired differently
Even Sleeping Beauty didn’t wake up ‘til she was 33
And you know, I’m talking [context]ually when I say…

[chorus]

[verse]
I can spend all day at the zoo marveling at all God’s creatures
Like the strange little horn-nosed puffin bird with all of its
horn-nosed features
So many to discover there, but none of them quite so fine
As the creature standing in front of me in the Motor Vehicles line
I could stand all day with a view this nice from behind!

[chorus]

[bridge]
Well, there may be more important things I can do
But lately I haven’t got a clue of what that would be
‘Cause all I can think of is how the world is so full of…Men!

[Piano solo/aco. guitar breakdown/latin vamp]

[outtro]

Oh, I got to get me, oh can’t someone find me…
Some strong, lovely lookin’, oh-so-fine, supple young thing? So nice…
Talkin ‘bout hotties with their knit-caps, barely legal, foxy
tight-pants wearin’…
Men!